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http://www_forbes_com/sites/raykwong/2011/09/13/china-eel-removed-from-mans-penis-ouch/
China: Eel Removed from Man's Penis. Ouch.
A Chinese man thought he would look years younger after bathing with live eels in a spa treatment designed to remove dead skin, writes the San Francisco Chronicle. Instead, one of the eels meant to eat the man’s dead skin cells decided to enter his penis through the urethra.

OMG.

According to Metro, Zhang Nan, 56, tried to grab the six-inch eel before it could swim all the way up inside him, but the eel was too slippery for him.

“I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis,” he said.

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

This incident purportedly happened in Honghu in Hubei province, where I will never ever ever have a spa treatment.

一查， 真有

湖北省洪湖地区56岁男子张楠因为听信偏方，为了去除身上的死皮，到市场买了黄鳝与其“共浴”。才在桶内坐浴没多久，他就感觉到下体一阵刺痛，低头一看才发现，黄鳝已经钻进他的尿道;他说，本想等排尿时将它排出，但是越等越紧张，最后只好急奔医院求诊。

　　张楠从网上得知，有些温泉小鱼可以咬掉身上的死皮，他因此想如法炮制，给身体进行美容;4日上午，他买了10多条小黄鳝，并放在桶中坐浴，但事情没有他想象的顺利。因为，有一只小黄鳝竟然钻进了他的尿道，他想抽出，但它却光滑的抓不住。

　　没多久，这只黄鳝就整只钻进，张楠甚至可以感觉到它在体内拼命挣扎。报道称，张楠原本希望黄鳝可以跟着排尿排出，可是依旧没有如愿，他一直拖到中午才赶往武汉大学人民医院求诊。经检查，张楠膀胱内有一长条物，医师原本试着用膀胱镜取出黄鳝，但因为太过光滑、很难着力，最后只好开刀取出。

　　长约15厘米、直径1厘米的黄鳝被取出时早已死亡。“男性尿道口一般只有0.8厘米，但因为黄鳝体表有黏液，起到了润滑作用，所以它顺利地钻了进去。”医师表示，该科遇到过不少将异物塞进下体的患者，其中女性多于男性，他们曾取出过温度计、笔芯、钢针等，但鳝鱼还是第一次见到。(来源：扬子晚报)